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Human Toilet

by Human Toilet

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1.
Human Toilet 01:15
You have every right, But rights ain't enough When you're grasping at airs We can't possibly touch. Human toilet is not a lifestyle choice. You weaken me Your songs are betrayals I want you to fail I want you to fail I wanted you to fail I wanted you to fail Human toilet is not a lifestyle choice.
2.
I met her on a dating site, A little older, but extra nice. You know, that sorta desperate kind? But look at me; do you think I mind? Must love dogs. I met her on a dating site. You know it works most every time. Now I might be a lot of things But I'm not that kinda guy. Must love dogs. When I got to back to her house there was filth just strewn about. And I wanted intimacy but that dog wouldn't let us be. No! No! Get that mutt away from me! Now you go over there and you stay over there. You're a bad dog.
3.
The Flirt 01:52
Don't tempt me, you wont like it. It's a bad kind of attention. I don't have the wherewithal To make good judgment calls. Yeah, I've been a bad boy. Yeah, I've made mistakes. A pitbull in suburban sprawl, Sure I'll play along. My fantasies revolve around convenience From across the parking lot, You gave a clever smile. Now you're all I think of, Always on my mind. I blend into the backdrop As you decimate your life. Those fumbling little fingers They'll never get it right.
4.
Low Life 02:38
Beat back the priapism It's time for catechism Let's subdivide the schism Come forth and testify Jesus died and so will I Stick a needle in a Camel Light When all else fails for me God save the monarchy Ladies and gentlemen, lowlifes of the food supply Go on tell all your friends I'm such an awful guy I hate to see you cry Turn around and spread your thighs I came to see what goes inside What made that fucker try It's been a thrill for me Down and out in NYC Dear Penthouse Magazine I'm fuckin' king tonight Yeah baby I'm the pits But I don't give a shit I'm such an awful guy
5.
Unsubscribe 02:02
After hours I sit and pout Among empty cubicles. 'How did I end up like this? 'How did I lose control?' There have been a few close calls. Some nights were just obscene. Sex is best when unprotected, If you know what I mean. Unsubscribe me Underwhelmed and undermined, The future makes me worry. Sticks and stones may break my bones But I'll call my attorney. I'm not trying to cause alarm; It's easy to lose sight. Cashing out while lashing out Some fucking diatribe. Unsubscribe me
6.
Fashion Week 02:51
Hey, it's Fashion Week! And you're still nobody. How does it feel to be so accomplished? Is your life falling apart? Well, me, I'm doing fine Let's get together soon for some espresso. These little lies we tell They'll send us straight to hell But it sure beats the truth. We try hard to save face But it's just cosmetic waste And it sure beats the truth. Hey, it's Fashion Week! And I was wondering, Do you ever think of me when you're alone? Is this some fantasy Of how things could've been? Revenge sounds sugar sweet, but who has the energy?
7.
Your consolation prize is a brick in the face. You owe some money, man, your life gets strange. Monkey-fisted gentlemen with paperweights And you're looking for that clean getaway Too big to fail Too sly to lie When I see your ass, it's Guiliani Time! Too hot to trot No, you can't hide When I see your ass, it's Guiliani Time! You look so unsurprised, completely self-assured You've got my money, man, and you don't wanna pay. Let me show you how it's done around the way We know where you work, eat, sleep, shit, and play.
8.
The Long Con 04:18
I'll smile for the camera Moderate my alcohol I'll wear this Oxford shirt Until it adopts my character flaws. I'll be the most supportive man You'll ever know. But soon you'll realize You deserve much more. I'm working the long con And I know how this all plays out We'll fall in love then it'll fall to pieces And leave a bad taste in your mouth Outside of my comfort zone, The boundaries unclear When the fairer sex's involved Landmines are everywhere. I'm handicapped by hindsight. I'll know I'll never change. But just look so beautiful And I'm just so strange.

credits

released January 20, 2012

Gary Suarez - Vocals
Seth Diamond - Guitar and Bass
Cran - Drums
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Produced by Seth Diamond
Recorded live in the studio on 16 track analog tape by Mark Ospovat at Emandee Studios Brooklyn
Mixed by Seth Diamond at Domestic Bliss Studios Brooklyn
Mastered by Steve Fallone at Sterling Sound Manhattan

All songs written by Human Toilet. Published by noamjamski Music (ASCAP)
Poet Laureate - Gary Suarez

Front Cover art by David Liebe Hart
Human Toilet logo by Graham Reznick
Layout and design by Alan Robert



Black Thirteen Recording Company B13-006

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