Leap Year

by Human Toilet

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Ill Crop A nosier companion to the LP, produced by Martin Bisi. If the eponymous record is post-divorce punk picking up the pieces, "Leap Year" is putting it back together and still being really mad about it. Favorite track: Leap Year.
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released August 31, 2012

Produced and recorded by Martin Bisi at BC Studios, Brooklyn
Mastered by Steve Fallone at Sterling Sound, NYC
Music written by Seth Diamond, Lyrics by Gary Suarez
Published by noamjamski music (ASCAP)

Gary Suarez - Vocals
Seth Diamond - Guitars and noise
Tommy Young - Bass
Cran - Drums

(c) 2012 Black Thirteen Recording Company B13-007



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Track Name: Leap Year
I desire to know you
You say, "Go on. Take a peek"
Gimme bourbon, one rock, man
Slack-jawed on the toilet seat
Pinup girls with flowing curls
God slumped on the steering wheel
I'm a pillar of uncertainty.
Stick a fuckin' fork in me
I'm done.

I made my best choice on a Sunday
Yes Man by day, degenerate by night
When it's a Leap Year, man, I promise
I'll make mistakes the other Three Sixty Five

Sick on myself in taxis
Ruminate on my waistline
And my indiscretion is
Never in recession
Sometimes I'm just such a creep
Sometimes I'm just what Molly needs
I'm a pillar of uncertainty.
Stick a fuckin' fork in me
I'm done.


My body stinks so sour
So much that it fills the room.
Sex is a disappointment
When you've got something to prove.
Should I go back to her house
Or order up another round?
I'm a pillar of uncertainty.
Stick a fuckin' fork in me
I'm done.
Track Name: Last Man Standing
"I am a self made man," he says
To nobody in particular.
A very complicated story awaits
Anyone who engages him.

I'm gonna be the last man standing.
My generation's desperate.
I'm gonna be the last man standing.
I'm looking for a little respect.

The bar is always open to
Degenerates and reprobates.
Choke down another cheap whiskey drink
And learn to love the aftertaste.

Track Name: Recidivism
I've got it on authority
Though it's hard to comprehend
That the love of a woman pales
In comparison to her man's.

Now if you think I'm making excuses
For my bad behavior
Well you're right.

I won't do it again
Do it again
Do it again
I'll never do it again
Do it again
Do it again

It never happens suddenly
But planned well in advance
Furtive glances and daydreams
Some mere flicker of chance

Now if you think I'm being cagey
And avoiding the question
Well you're right.